IF
Your pee pee is white.. you can drink it. It’s true. It’s mostly water!
BELIEVE!
“ The euro is very inexpensive.
CNN
“ I have both sex parts.
me
This is going to sound insane, but today I was washing my hands and I found out water makes me melt… like a WITCH!
WTF!?!
FTW?!
OKAY
This is going to sound crazy, but I piss gold.
Something In The Way She Moves
I sat down with my father today who told me we’re related to Michael Jackson. That is SO impossible. But he says we are!
First entries are the worst!
Welcome to my tumblr. God, firsts are hard for me. I guess I’ll just start simple.
My day today:
Had lunch with Freud Marshall at the Palm in Midtown. I pitched him the story of my life and he said “Done” and I said “done?” and he said “Done. I’m giving you two-hundred million dollars to make it.”
WHOA!
